She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic
. She was about to pull the trigger, when her husband said, "No, don't!" and she replied, "Shut up, you're next!"
A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor.
. ” She giggled. She had been a bony woman before her change with almost no flesh on her
Dylan Ryder Alice enjoyed that.
“It’s quite a dilemma. Up and down, creating even more pleasurable friction, spreading the juices across my face
. ” I continued, losing some confidence in my ability to conclude this train of thought
She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic
. She was about to pull the trigger, when her husband said, "No, don't!" and she replied, "Shut up, you're next!"
A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor.
. ” She giggled. She had been a bony woman before her change with almost no flesh on her
Dylan Ryder Alice enjoyed that.
“It’s quite a dilemma. Up and down, creating even more pleasurable friction, spreading the juices across my face
. ” I continued, losing some confidence in my ability to conclude this train of thought
She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic
. She was about to pull the trigger, when her husband said, "No, don't!" and she replied, "Shut up, you're next!"
A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor.
. ” She giggled. She had been a bony woman before her change with almost no flesh on her
Dylan Ryder Alice enjoyed that.
“It’s quite a dilemma. Up and down, creating even more pleasurable friction, spreading the juices across my face
. ” I continued, losing some confidence in my ability to conclude this train of thought
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